
After about an hour and a half of going through the boarding and baggage process, we were on board Conquest by noon. We were hungry so in true cruise ship tradition we ate. Also as you do on cruise ships after you board, you walk around and check her out. We spent the next couple of hours walking around the ship, checking out the pool, gym, spa, lounges, etc. We finished on the outside decks just in time for the Bon Voyage sail way. With drinks in hand we waved goodbye the island and were off by late afternoon.
It was only an hour or so into our trip (you could still see land) when we thought all might go south. We were stopped. Dead in the water. No reason, no logic, just crew members scrambling everywhere. It ended up being a 3 hour delay for a passenger who had fallen and had to be life-flight off the ship. The good news was this did not affect our itinerary which was good because everything is so tight and we didn’t want to miss out on any excursion we had planned.
For the most part we had a chill night back at the room. We had pre ordered some wine to be delivered, (plus we brought some), and Kathy and Clay had thoughtfully sent us some delivered to our room. So we popped a couple of corks and enjoyed the view from our balcony the first night.
After a great sleep we woke up and headed on down to breakfast. We chose to do the Monet room this morning (Conquest has 2 main formal dining locations plus of course the buffet areas and the other one off eating places). Thankfully they were able to make us egg white omelets (you know on a cruise you will overeat, so you try to limit the damage). After breakfast we got the run shorts on, and did the outside track on the very top deck of the ship. It’s a nice little 440 or so loop. While you hate the monotony of the constant circles, running around a ship in the middle of the Gulf (and then Caribbean) was pretty cool. Form the run we went over and did the gym for a little while, steam room and all. Very nice, not huge but it would be great for our next few days.

The rest of the day was pure get into chill mode. Drinks from a Coconut at the pool, flip flops, and being lazy. That night was the first Formal dinner night (of 2) so we donned the fancy duds, and did what you do on a cruise for Formal night – we stood in several lines for photos with all the backdrops – then we ate :-). Our assigned table just had one other couple who we ended up really enjoying their company, Kenneth and Gwendolyn form Louisiana. Our waiters were great the whole cruise (as they accommodated our ‘meal finickiness’ with no issues the whole cruise. Aside from the one night we ate at the Supper Club (an amazing meal well worth the small added price) we made sure to have dinner here every night avoiding the buffet like the plague. Another espresso or two, some more vino, and another night cruise night was done.
The second full day was also at Sea all day. We did some more running, drank and hung at the pool again digging on the Reggae band setting that groove, had a surprisingly good Indian lunch, did this whole Mardi Gras Party theme thing at night (check out the photo album for the funny face paint jobs), and did another party on the deck late before calling it a day. We wanted to be fresh for our next day’s planned port excursion in Jamaica.
We watched from the balcony as we docked in Montego Bay. The weather that looked a little risky was clearing and it was going to be a great day. We were all packed up the night before with our suitcases. Because our planned excursion was several hours, we would only have a couple of hours to explore before having to head back to the ship today. So we wanted to make sure we were ready to go as soon as we docked.

Getting off a ship at port is never a quick process…. We hopped off the ship and right at the port was our line for the Zipline Tour. Oh yeah, we were going to spend the day attached to a rope sliding through the jungle and over rivers. We could hardly wait. After a slight delay and a (best described as) harrowing 1 hour ride up the mountain, we were fitting up for our belts and zipping through the jungles of Jamaica. We both really enjoyed the tour. Including the one zip where you are hundreds of feet above a rive going 40 MPH for near quarter mile. The whole thing was over way too fast, and after another scary trip back down the mountain we spent a little time in Hip street, scored some Blue Mountain Coffee, a couple of Reggae shirts (our Bob Marley homage), and trinkets, we were back on the ship. That night we celebrated our anniversary formally with dinner at the Super Club (mentioned above). It was outstanding. I was stunned a cruise ship could provide that level food, but the did – or at least the bottle of Merryvale Profile we shared (we brought on board and had been saving for 3 years) pushed it over the top.

Looking at the water as we were pulling into Georgetown, Grand Cayman Islands is like looking at a postcard. Amazing, the deep blues, go into light blues, into turquoise, it’s all just crazy cool to look at. We had been looking forward to this port. Georgetown is home to Seven Mile Beach, considered one of the best beaches on the planet. Let’s just say, I have never seem a more beautiful beach.
We were again all packed and ready as soon as we hit the bay. The ships can not dock at Georgetown so you have to tender. It was a fairly easy process and before you knew it we were on the white sand of Seven Mile beach right in front of the famous Royal Palms Bar. Sadly (or it turned our good) our planned excursion for the day was canceled. We had planned a trip to Stingray beach (you play with the Sting Rays) along with your own boat and then a snorkel tour of underwater caves. Sad to miss, but we can do that next time. Our day worked out perfect anyway.
As I have talked about in other blogs, running has become one of the ‘what we do’ in our lives. Getting a chance to run on 7 Mile Beach in the Grand Caymans! How do you say it – doesn’t get any better. We even had to run with our backpacks as the lockers were not yet open to drop them. It didn’t matter. Sweat and all, it was incredible. This beach is perfect. I swear I think if even a shell gets onto the sand they have somebody clean it up? Anyway, we ran the full length of the beach (which oddly is not 7 miles?) and then pulled up a lounge chair right on the beach at the Royal Palms and enjoyed a couple of Miami Vice’s. Ahh… life is good
After a good chillin’ at the Palms, we heading back into the main port area, did some shopping (Black Coral is legal when harvested dead by locals is all I am saying), had some Conch (fried sadly) and some other good stuff at Big Black Dick’s (yes that’s the real name), and enjoyed the good life. Grand Cayman is quite expensive to visit, and I can see why. I do think however that it is more than worth it.
Back on the ship that night was Formal night two. More pictures, another good meal, some good company, and more vino in the room. I keep saying it – life is good.
Our last port was the one most look forward too – Cozumel Mexico. And it did not disappoint. Cozumel is incredible. With good pre-planning we got to see so much in such a short time it was almost like we were there for days. I purposely had not booked any excursion this day. I wanted to get out ourselves and check out the island. We started out but taking a cab over to our rental car. There were cars to rent right at the port, but not what I wanted. We got this old VW bug ‘convertible’. Basically a 60’s area bug with the roof cut off and replaced with a soft cover. It was red, well cared for and perfect for the Island. We hopped in the seat, put the stick in first and headed toward the other side of the island. We had a plan to do what amounted to a loop around half the whole island with our stops in between.

My wife might have 25 more years on her, but she has never been more beautiful than she was when we were riding in the bug on a sun drenched day in Cozumel with the wind in her hair and a smile on her face riding down a fairly deserted beach road. Say it with me– life is good!
We had a couple of places planned to stop, but riding down the street almost in the middle of nowhere we see this Tequila Museum, talk about up my alley. We whipped in, and several shots of great 100% Blue Agave, a cool tour by a Mayan Cowboy, a big Gila Monster and a few pictures later we were back on the road (good thing I was in a slow moving VW on a deserted road). BTW: The ‘factory’ was not at all, and it was a little corny but a great time non-the-less.
Our next stop was at the Famous Coconuts Bar and Grill. It did not disappoint. Coconuts sits on a Bluff above the amazing azure waters of the Caribbean. You have little tables in the sand with palm trees and an incredible view. We got the Conch un-fried (cerviche) and some other good fish taco’s. You have to check out the pictures from here, and for sure hit it up if ever in Coz.
Back on the beach road, very little of anything on this side of the island, except the occasional Bar and Grill and Palapa on the beach – which is perfect! The drive itself with the views was worth the trip itself. Speaking of, another quick little pullover found us at a place called Blowholes. Aptly named as in this location there is several spots where the tide comes ripping up through the volcanic rock and it resembles a Whale spout. Very cool. Kimberly wanted to take a picture of me so I hoped out on one of the bigger rock areas and was looking back at her when I looked down and saw water 30 feet below. Whoops, almost stuck my foot in a big hole would not have been fun.

Another 15 minutes up the road we arrived at our planned destination – Punta Sur. The area is a whole nature dedicated preserve area you could spend days at. With just a little time we planned on doing the old lighthouse. It lived up to the hype. About 150 single little narrow stairs and you are atop this little circle top lighthouse where the views are about as good as it get in every direction. Easily some of my favorite shots of the whole trip came from up top here. We also saw a Mayan ruin in the area (if you could not tell scale form being there the picture makes it look huge – it’s not.
Sadly late afternoon we had to head back into town and return the car. We did some touristy walking and shopping, and then headed back to the boat.
We had one more day at sea before arriving back at Galveston and back to the real world. We did the gym again, the pool again, walked around the ship and did the picture taking thing, and overall just relaxed while we could. Then it all was over……